Useful Links*
*Legally distinct from actually useful. Replace these with your own.
A one‑file website with more style than your average microwave manual. Batteries not included. Jokes, however, are.
Tip: Press ? for shortcuts. Press ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A for a surprise.
*Legally distinct from actually useful. Replace these with your own.
Uptime: 0s (fake, but aspirational)
Mood: Optimistically debugging
Coffee Level: 3/5
“Ship it. If it breaks, it’s a feature. If it works, it’s a miracle.” — Ancient Dev Proverb