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A one‑file website with more style than your average microwave manual. Batteries not included. Jokes, however, are.

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Status Board

Uptime: 0s (fake, but aspirational)

Mood: Optimistically debugging

Coffee Level: 3/5

Patch Notes

v1.2 – Added Party Mode, reduced existential dread by 12%.
v1.1 – Jokes now ~10% funnier (margin of error: 11%).
v1.0 – Initial release. It worked on my machine™.

Tiny To‑Do

Refactor the refactor
Name variables better than thing
Touch grass 🌱

Motivation

“Ship it. If it breaks, it’s a feature. If it works, it’s a miracle.” — Ancient Dev Proverb

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